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Dear handphone,
i seriously have no idea why you are doing this to me. ive always treated you with care and concern, though clumsy old me dropped you a couple of times ( okay, maybe abit more than a couple of times but i seriously do not mean it! ) and misplaced you on a few occasions ( but no matter what, i still got you back at the end of the day! ).
even though you got cranky sometimes and threw temper by shuttin down on your own, and showed me odd images on my mini screen, i forgive you. no matter what happened, i still stayed by your side and treated you well. even though when compared to the other phones, your camera's resolution got all screwed up ( you have no bloody idea how jealous i am of weijian's new handphone. the camera's resolution is so darn clear when compared to you! arghs. ), i still stood by you through all those bad times.
i admit that it was wrong of me to have thought of getting you replaced. but how can you blame me? with all those pretty phones seducing me, i cant help but to fall for their traps (though im still thinking about my pink phone on some sleepless nights). but due to unforeseen circumstances, im still stuck with you. guess it's all fated. you are ultimately the one for me, tentatively.
so baby, please believe that deep down in my heart that i really do treasure and love you. please stop showing me 'Memory full, delete items from Gallery' whenever i wanna take a photo. i had hence lost my only form of entertainment while reading up my stupid HMT textbook for that darn report. come to think of it, i have already deleted so many things, hence im sure that the memory aint full. SO PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TO ME! IT'S INDEED KILLING ME!
sigh. i know you're still angry with me for having that unpardonable thought of getting you replaced. but please be assured that you are the most important to me now. and it is the present that matters, isnt it?! cos i can guarantee that if you keep on misbehavin yourself and performing those stupid stunts, i really would have no choice but to accept my mum's idea of getting that cheapo phone. so please, let's work hard together and show the others that we can do this together! please be okay soon. i need you to be okay.
Love,
Owner.